Jessie's ticker

26 April, 2012

My Subconscious is Hilarous

The other night, I dreamt that a friend was really sick, so a group of us were doing service for him. We met for breakfast and were passing out packages that looked like this:





Naturally though, since it was breakfast, there were little bite-sized strudels inside (instead of noodles). 

Only after I woke up, did I realize they were "Cup 'O' Strudels". 

HA!!!

I should totally market this, don't you think?

24 April, 2012

From the classifieds -- putting a price on useless

How does one put a price on useless?  This guy has it at three hundred dollars.  Sadly no picture was included in the ad. 



$300.00
Useless Stroller
orem, UT 84047 | Apr 23, 2012
This was out in the yard all winter long and the dog got a hold of it too.
Seller Contact Info
Jesus
Home 801-555-1242

11 April, 2012

Confessions from Jessie

I love the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.  If that wasn't bad enough, right now, on my iPod, "I'll Be Your Candle on the Water" is playing.










Your turn.  What's on your iPod?



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