Here's the Skinny

So, I'm sure you've Jessie's noticed I haven't posted in a while. I've come up with a few things sometimes, but alas, "It's not that funny!". So I haven't bothered to publish them.

I figured I could always address the fluffy-to-fit topic, but it's just so embarrassing! I confessed to Jessie that I wasn't ready to post on here until my current weight would be less humiliating... and then realized that my weight loss ticker is still on the bottom of this blog. That blabbermouth ticker! (I'll save you the trouble of scrolling down - "Wendy's lost 0 lbs.")

Anyway, since it's a winter wonderland outside, and probably will be for the next few months, it's hard to be motivated to exercise instead of curling up with a book, a blanket, and a pastry. Have you found anything that works for you? I have! But not anything that works for me yet. HA!

But seriously, winter workout/weight loss ideas - Go:

Confessions from Jessie

I love the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.  If that wasn't bad enough, right now, on my iPod, "I'll Be Your Candle on the Water" is playing.

Your turn.  What's on your iPod?



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Have you ever ...

... made several servings of something (a large bag of microwave popcorn, a salad kit from Costco, several portions of General Tso's chicken, etc) and eaten all but one bite?  The miniscule leftovers aren't because you were "out of room" (let's be honest, that level was reached several hundred calories ago) but because then you can know you didn't eat all of it, just most.

I did this yesterday.  It was the chicken.  I waited too long to have lunch.  By the time it was ready I was ravenous.  Low blood sugar, making me woozy kind of hungry.  And so, over the course of half an hour, I ate my way through a week's worth of lipids.  This is not an easy task.  Nor do I recommend it. 

Plowing my way through so much food made me sleepy.  It takes a lot of energy to digest those fats.  And so I took a nice hour and a half nap.  But not before I proudly put my leftover* in the fridge.

















































*Yes, the singular is correct.  One piece of chicken.

Riddle me this.

If I have a salad and an apple for lunch does that ok the dozen or so Oreos I'm going to have after?

Does it make a difference if the 'salad' is an entire bag of Caesar salad?  It's a bag of salad from Costco.





I had an apple for breakfast. 

And so I'm going to have two more Oreos.

Does this make me a bad person?

Sometimes when I can't sleep I have a few blogs I check out. Some are written to make people laugh, some I laugh because they're cloying, and the rest I check so I can laugh at their ugly kids. Yes, seeing people proudly post pics of their ugly kids makes me laugh.

My name is Jessie and I'm a mean person.





















*Don't worry, it's not your kid I laugh at.