Allyson and I sit next to each other at work. But we don't ever see each other. The cubicle wall is too high to see over when we're sitting and if we stand up to talk we get in trouble. But we're allowed MSN messenger. Yeah, I don't get it either.
Here is a conversation we had this afternoon:
allyson says: Name some professions that you wouldn't date.

Jessie says: Gyno.
allyson says: Clown
Jessie says: Yes!
Jessie says: Hair stylist.
Jessie says: Cher impersonater.
allyson says: Escort/prostitute/pimp/porn star

allyson says: Anything that smells: garbage man, fisherman...
Jessie says: Used car salesman.
Jessie says: Game show host.
allyson says: Anyone in a circus
Jessie says: Right.
allyson says: Corrections officer

Jessie says: Stripper.
Jessie says: Guy who paints the lines on the road.
Jessie says: Talk show host.
allyson says: President of the United States
allyson says: truck driver
Jessie says: Long haul, anyhow.
allyson says: transvestite
Please let us know who you wouldn't date.