Jessie's ticker

13 February, 2008

not every guy deserves a first date, round two

Allyson and I sit next to each other at work. But we don't ever see each other. The cubicle wall is too high to see over when we're sitting and if we stand up to talk we get in trouble. But we're allowed MSN messenger. Yeah, I don't get it either.


Here is a conversation we had this afternoon:


allyson says: Name some professions that you wouldn't date.

Jessie says: Gyno.

allyson says: Clown

Jessie says: Yes!

Jessie says: Hair stylist.

Jessie says: Cher impersonater.

allyson says: Escort/prostitute/pimp/porn star

allyson says: Anything that smells: garbage man, fisherman...

Jessie says: Used car salesman.

Jessie says: Game show host.

allyson says: Anyone in a circus

Jessie says: Right.

allyson says: Corrections officer

Jessie says: Stripper.

Jessie says: Guy who paints the lines on the road.

Jessie says: Talk show host.

allyson says: President of the United States

allyson says: truck driver

Jessie says: Long haul, anyhow.

allyson says: transvestite




Please let us know who you wouldn't date.

3 comments:

Allyson said...

Suicide bomber....he would not be fun to date. Probably because 1)the relationship wouldn't last long and B)he has bigger issues going on in his head than dating.

Jeramie said...

Anyone who passed the nuclear power plant training session, but was fired their first week on the job. Who knows what subatomic particles follow him around!

Jeremy said...

A wrestler, boxer, or anyother woman who can snap me like a twig