Jessie's ticker

09 February, 2009

Minnesota is Head and Shoulders above the rest.

For the first time in my life I have dandruff. From what I hear it's common out here because the winters are so dry and cold. Thanks, Minnesota.

Here are some more interesting tidbits about my life in Minnesota:

I love that there's no sales tax on clothing here.

The side street speed limit is 30 miles per hour. Every time I drive that fast on a side street I think of how the people on Harvard Avenue from 1300 East to 1100 East would have heart attacks if they knew I was going this fast. (I got yelled at to slow down when I was going 26.)

There is no good Mexican food here.

I love my job. It's, by far, the best job I've ever had.

There is no inversion or lake effect snow here.

Or rush hour.

We drive thirty minutes each way to church.

There is no Costco within 100 miles of us. ):

All the gas stations here have the same price all the time. It's weird. Most also advertise how much a pack of smokes costs.

How's that for class?

3 comments:

Miss Heather said...

Ha ha ha! You're hilarious. And I think it's awesome you don't have a Costco close by. What would it be like.... :)

Cerra said...

There's no sales tax on just the clothing? Or other stuff too? I don't think I'd like Minnesota - except for the way the people there talk. Do you talk like a Minnesotan now, ay? Doncha know?

Jeramie said...

No rush hour? How do they learn how to swear?!