Misc really covers it all.

Last week I started getting the paper. This morning I perused the classifieds. This one caught my eye. I dare you to look away after the first two lines. Dare you.


So ... do I take comfort in the fact these are new or shudder at the fact that this person has amassed a collection of fake boobies? I have several faces I imagine belonging to the voice who answers the phone. Is it a thirty-something who takes a break from WoW to pick up his cell? Is it a former delivery guy or gal who found an overage in a shipment of optional endowment? Perhaps it's someone who is also selling "mattresses left in warehouse." (I shudder when I think of that creepy warehouse with abandoned pillow-top beds being sold off at deeply discounted prices.)

Of course I've changed the phone number. If you're interested I'll give you the number. I won't ask if it's for personal info or simply to see who answers.

What do you imagine this seller of silicone looks like? If I get around to it I'll send a prize to the best description. If only a couple people answer I'll send prizes to them. I guarantee it'll be something good and not a booby prize. (Tee, hee. Couldn't resist.)