"X-Men Tribute"

I'm putting the Title in quotes because I totally stole this idea from another blogger. I thought at first she was a bit narcissistic (don't tell her I said that!)... but it turns out she's a 'fashion' blogger, and is supposed to take pictures of her outfits all the time. (Anyway, aren't all bloggers a little bit narcissistic?)

She's really pretty, and really funny. Her post was a little tribute to the "x's" in her life... or the ex-boyfriends, rather. I thought it was such a great idea, I'd like to do it here. For the boys in my life, I mean. I personally don't know her exes.


Dear BF:
You were dating a girl I knew, and the whole time taking me out behind her back. I thought this was hilarious, but if you actually thought I'd waste my first kiss on you, you're even dumber than you look. I could never figure out why you thought is was romantic to sniff a girl's hair like a dog. What's up with that? P.S. Thanks for the free lunches!


Dear Idaho-Boy:
You were my first official boyfriend. Too bad you were always too sick or poor to leave your trailer. I loved that you were so open and willing to let me date other people though, since you couldn't actually date me. That should've been our first clue that it was going nowhere... Oh, and by the way, your mom did, in fact, hate me, no matter what she told you.


Dear Chubbs:
You say I broke your heart, but what part of, "It was a mistake to date you" do you not understand? Thanks, though, for teaching me everything I never wanted in a man.

Dear Joker:
You were the antithesis of Chubbs. You came out of nowhere and were everything I wanted... (except for your mouth. It was HUGE.) Our relationship was great, but after a week you didn't want to try anymore. You broke my heart, but I will always be grateful for you.

Dear Geek-Boy:
We were never right for each other, but it was a lot of fun to pretend! I loved all the great dates we went on. I would feel bad for breaking your heart, since you were hopelessly in love with me. But then you said that to Jessie, too, so I'm sure you'll be fine.

Dear MJ:
You stole my number from your best friend and dated me behind his back... and I loved that about you! You made me laugh every time we were together. I wish I would've kissed you at least once. But you couldn't be there when I needed you, and couldn't be the man I needed you to be.


Okay, people, now it's your turn! Bring out the tributes!