From the classifieds -- putting a price on useless

How does one put a price on useless?  This guy has it at three hundred dollars.  Sadly no picture was included in the ad. 

$300.00

Useless Stroller

orem, UT 84047 | Apr 23, 2012

This was out in the yard all winter long and the dog got a hold of it too.

Seller Contact Info

Jesus
Home 801-555-1242

Confessions from Jessie

I love the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.  If that wasn't bad enough, right now, on my iPod, "I'll Be Your Candle on the Water" is playing.

Your turn.  What's on your iPod?



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Self-Serve

So, if grocery stores make a profit that they, in turn, pay their cashiers with, shouldn't I get a discount on food for "checking out" myself?

*from techPRgems.com

To My Cohort...

What can I say today? March third. 3/3.


"A date which will live in infamy" No that's not it...


"You are the straw that breaks my camel's back" Hmm... that can't be right...


"You... complete me." 


Yeah. That's it. You complete me.

"Have your cake and eat it too"


It's your birthday.  I won't tell if you don't leave leftover*. ;)

Have you ever ...

... made several servings of something (a large bag of microwave popcorn, a salad kit from Costco, several portions of General Tso's chicken, etc) and eaten all but one bite?  The miniscule leftovers aren't because you were "out of room" (let's be honest, that level was reached several hundred calories ago) but because then you can know you didn't eat all of it, just most.

I did this yesterday.  It was the chicken.  I waited too long to have lunch.  By the time it was ready I was ravenous.  Low blood sugar, making me woozy kind of hungry.  And so, over the course of half an hour, I ate my way through a week's worth of lipids.  This is not an easy task.  Nor do I recommend it. 

Plowing my way through so much food made me sleepy.  It takes a lot of energy to digest those fats.  And so I took a nice hour and a half nap.  But not before I proudly put my leftover* in the fridge.

















































*Yes, the singular is correct.  One piece of chicken.

Right on schedule.

I just, moments ago, found out what it means to be Rickrolled. 

Sure, it came about in 2008 but it's only 2012.  I have been even later to the meme party before.

I'm counting this as a win.

Riddle me this.

If I have a salad and an apple for lunch does that ok the dozen or so Oreos I'm going to have after?

Does it make a difference if the 'salad' is an entire bag of Caesar salad?  It's a bag of salad from Costco.





I had an apple for breakfast. 

And so I'm going to have two more Oreos.