Today... in the classifieds

Keep your clocks ticking-Clock repair done locally.Howard Miller serviceman-Call Ron
For when you don't want your clocks to tock.

NATURE'S OIL for sale: zit split/$5--used for acne.
Ew?

15.2H bay Arab geldg; dressage scores upper 60s/low 70s and high % award. Over fences, trail rides, willing, trusting. More info: plahmerm@email.net $250
Does the celery stalk at midnight? Is this even English?

Want a cheap love seat in fairly good condition. Looking for daughter who has small living room.
WTB: chair and daughter with cramped quarters.

Magic chef microwave oven works great $5
As sold by the Amazing Rando!

Random Thoughts for Thursday

Isn't it annoying when one uses their blog to voice whatever thoughts come into one's head? Most of the time it ends up being boring, more than we wanted to know, or just really whiny.

I mean, really, I understand that "blog" comes from 'web-log' = an online form of journaling... but really, I don't think people really should read what I put in my journal. It's really boring.

All that said, I'm going against myself to share a few thoughts that I wouldn't actually take time to put in my journal... I apologize in advance.

--Upon reading about Jesse James' apologizing for his infidelity to Sandra Bullock, I'm thinking, "Why do they think public confessions make it better? If my laundry's dirty, I'd prefer washing it in the privacy of my own home than hanging it out for all to see." Also, "So we see it come to pass that sins really ARE being shouted from the rooftops. Yikes."

--I filled out an NCAA bracket today. I've never really paid much attention to them (I try to not encourage my tomboy very much), but I can see why they're so exciting / addicting! I've guessed right on all but one so far! Of course, only four games have been played. But this could be fun!... too bad I don't get T.V.

--Why do I love cookies so freakin' much?!

--If my boyfriend was 6'7" and over 200 lbs, I wouldn't punch him in the face, even if I was pregnant and hormonal. I'm just sayin...

--I once found a great card from Hallmark about 'show people'. Today, I dedicate this adaptation to a fallen MK lady (she's not passed on, just resigned):
"I for one, am glad there's no people like Mary Kay people. Mary Kay people freak me out."
Now don't take offence. I use MK. I have a MK lady. She's adorable and I love her. But not all people are cut out for it (contrary to what they'll tell you). But really, that's not such a bad thing.

--And why on earth would you cheat on Sandra Bullock?!

Time for Another Dip...

into the classifieds! We've not been here for so long -- think of all the deals we may have missed. We'd better get a double dose. Let's go look...

Wanted: gumball size football helmets of any type. If you have some you'd like to sell, please contact someone@email.com
They're for my squirrel football league.

10 lb hand weighs (2)
Shaped-like or designed to be held by?

Looking for pool slide or even long playground plastic slide. No legs needed.
Contact: (555) 555-5555
That's the beauty of a slide -- even a snake can use one.

looking for places to rabbit hunt. if you or someone you know has lots of rabbits that are eating your flowers or gardens give me a call I would love to help you out!
Filed in the "creepy" section of the want ads.

Would there be some one out there, surrounding Roch. that got a big house an want to share it,I would be glad to help with the keep up,or whatever worked
I. Am. Job. (Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire)

Children's doll house with mansard roof, 4 rooms, wired $55.00. Queen size bed, headboard, mattress/boxspring non smoker $55.00
Which room does the non-smoker live in?

LOOKING for GE answering machine, new or lightly used. Contact: (555) 555-8197 If I don't answer please send me a Post It with your name, number, time you called, and a brief message.

Knock off purses. A black/white coach purse and multi-colored kate spade purse, neither ever used. Pd$100/piece will take $30/piece
Just because you got taken doesn't mean you can swindle me!

wnted -- boys bicycle with training wheels.
I'm also looking to purchase a vowel.

3 Adjoining cemetery plots at Grandview Memorial Gardens, Good Shepard Garden, $450/ea individual or price negotiable for all 3.
Three's Company??

"Come and knock on our door... We've been waiting for you..." Creepy. And on that note, good night everybody!