Jessie's ticker

05 March, 2010

Time for Another Dip...

into the classifieds! We've not been here for so long -- think of all the deals we may have missed. We'd better get a double dose. Let's go look...

Wanted: gumball size football helmets of any type. If you have some you'd like to sell, please contact someone@email.com
They're for my squirrel football league.

10 lb hand weighs (2)
Shaped-like or designed to be held by?

Looking for pool slide or even long playground plastic slide. No legs needed.
Contact: (555) 555-5555

That's the beauty of a slide -- even a snake can use one.

looking for places to rabbit hunt. if you or someone you know has lots of rabbits that are eating your flowers or gardens give me a call I would love to help you out!
Filed in the "creepy" section of the want ads.

Would there be some one out there, surrounding Roch. that got a big house an want to share it,I would be glad to help with the keep up,or whatever worked
I. Am. Job. (Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire)

Children's doll house with mansard roof, 4 rooms, wired $55.00. Queen size bed, headboard, mattress/boxspring non smoker $55.00
Which room does the non-smoker live in?

LOOKING for GE answering machine, new or lightly used. Contact: (555) 555-8197 If I don't answer please send me a Post It with your name, number, time you called, and a brief message.

Knock off purses. A black/white coach purse and multi-colored kate spade purse, neither ever used. Pd$100/piece will take $30/piece
Just because you got taken doesn't mean you can swindle me!

wnted -- boys bicycle with training wheels.
I'm also looking to purchase a vowel.

3 Adjoining cemetery plots at Grandview Memorial Gardens, Good Shepard Garden, $450/ea individual or price negotiable for all 3.
Three's Company??

"Come and knock on our door... We've been waiting for you..." Creepy. And on that note, good night everybody!

1 comment:

Jeramie said...

So...are they no loner going to die, or did they just disown three family members?