Last month a representative from the FBI or something like that came to my house to do a background check on my neighbor. At the beginning of the interview Mr Agent asked me some basic, identifier questions.
What is your name?
How long have you lived here?
What is your quest?
(He didn't ask about a quest.)
What is your occupation?
May we contact you about this interview in the future?
Blah, blah, blah.
I learned that when you tell the FBI your occupation is "being awesome" they will look at you, pause, and ask, "So ... housewife?"
I should have stuck to my description. I like it much more.
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Yeah, that made me do a literal LOL at work.
One time, my coworker said to me "What are you doing?" and I replied with "Being awesome. What are you doing?" All he could do was laugh.
You live in an awesome neighborhood. Nothing that exciting goes on around here!
At least they equate being a housewife as awesome, right?
That is so funny! I'm going to use that sometime. By the way, you are totally awesome!
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