Every other day or so, Jessie shares quirky ads she finds in the classifieds. Oh, and she adds a bit of funny to them. Kind of like Jay Leno's 'Headlines', only from someone without a his huge chin and bad hair. I usually just laugh to myself (which makes my coworkers question my sanity, my laughing to myself) so I thought I'd start sharing them with you...
Sixteen inch boys and girls bikes for sale, excellent condition. $20 each
Bikes for infants? That's just silly.
I read that they were sixteen inch boys and girls for sale, and skipped over the bikes. :) $20 isn't bad, but the questions might cost you a lot.
Very cute baby bearded dragons for sale. $35.00/ ea. - HAVE LOTS!
Also, I'm interested in purchasing glasses as I'm nearly blind.
Wanted: small bales of hay for horses not rained on
Because wet horses don't eat.
Floral couch and coordinating plaid chair for sale. Decent shape. $75 OBO. Can email pics
Well, they coordinate according to Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles
Air-conditioner (window) to give away. Works great, it's too big for me to lift. Come and take it.
I don't think it's supposed to be *portable*.
BUNK BEDS WANTED!Prefer wood, in good shape, reasonably priced.
So you don't want this round one?
More to follow... show changes daily... please tip your waitresses..
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25 September, 2009
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"Very cute baby bearded dragons for sale. $35.00/ ea. - HAVE LOTS!"
I'm sure they're adorable, and $35 is a steal for such a rare creature. (Not all dragons have beards you know) I just have one question. How do you plan on feeding them when they're the size of a 3 story building?
"Floral couch and coordinating plaid chair for sale. Decent shape. $75 OBO. Can email pics"
"Well, the coordinate according to Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles"
Nope. It was Steve Urkyl, from "Family Matters."
VERY funny! :) I miss you, Jess!
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