Today. Is. A… Greeaat Day.

Do YOU know why?

I bet she thinks I’ve forgotten.

But how could I forget 3/3?

A day in history “so famous it’s infamous.”! At least among those who know her. Sure, it happens to be a day that the Austrian civil war ended. A day that Florida became a state. A day Elvis Presley made his first TV appearance. But no one really cares about that.

Most importantly, it is a day that brought a greater amount of wit to the world.

Today is Jessie’s birthday.
(Enjoy your devils food cake!)

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Words and Things that remind me of Jessie:

R

U

Three
Yellow

Happy Daisy

come, may, love, shove
besty

The Tank

mushroom pizza

MST3K

Oliver Stone

Statler

Wedding Story

"Go to the Mattresses"

Mickey & Minnie

the yellow horse

Disneyland!

Oreo shakes

mozzarella sticks

Galaxy Diner

hand pimp

Animaniacs

death burger

rain

Ru

Paul

Marta Stewart

prom

Ken dolls

drive-by

80's

One time...


What reminds YOU of Jessie?

*Photo from janesaddiction.org